A Canadian scientist claims he's concocted a birth control pill for the prolific, littering winged pests so unpopular with park and beach-goers.
Now, the burning question is:
'How in the world do you get it to them?'
There are several possibilities - all questionable - no guarantee.
1.Spend endless park and beach hours snaring a bird, one by one, then administering the pill.
2.Add pills to lawn fertilizer.
3.Inject every fallen apple in town with a pill.
4. Forget the whole pill thing - load the culprits onto a boat & ship them back to Canada.
This last method - the Frequent Floater system - is the most expensive due to the high cost of fuel. Plus - once released in Canada, they'll fly right back - no immigration papers required.
...a no-win situation!